You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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