Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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