I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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