the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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