His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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