This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight