we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.