Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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