Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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