i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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