Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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