Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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