are you so shy because you have an std?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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