This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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