He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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