I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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