So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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