I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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