Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
