Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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