there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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