We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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