theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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