You don't have asthma, your pregnant
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I look better un-naked...
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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