just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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