rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I still have a little drunk in my system
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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