Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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