i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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