So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
