I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
do nipples grow back?
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