I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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