Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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