You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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