Don't you send me to vm
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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