I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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