Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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