I don't think brook has ever known best
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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