I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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