I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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