If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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