I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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