i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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