I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Don't judge me ππΌ his dick just whispers my name
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed π
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you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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