Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
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You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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