I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
