I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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