it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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