Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
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You. Win. At. Life.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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