How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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