I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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