Porn is love you can see.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
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