Plan B is the new Plan A
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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