The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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